In a death defying attempt to set a land speed record from Home to Work, our esteemed colleague Kevin Schilter demonstrated much poise as his failed attempt was worthy of notice not only by the local constabulary but, owing to Kevin eventually pulling over across the street from work, his fine form and effervescent full face blush was witnessed by many a staff member. self trained specialists like myself." Kevin's previous attempts have never garnered so much attention from staff or 'officials' so he was rather surprised by both. Staff members waved and tapped on the glass as Kevin received his record of accomplishment from the attending officer. One staff member went outside and overheard a small portion of Kevin's acceptance speech. Apparently the Officer said, "Do you realize you were going over 100 kilometers an hour?" To which Kevin cooly replied, "Why that's impossible officer, I've only been driving for about 5 minutes."